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Character Name: CAVE JOHNSON
Canon source: Portal AU

Personality: Cave Johnson is... Cave Goddamn Johnson. He's charismatic, proud, highly intelligent, often times tactless, and one hell of a speaker. Science is his passion. He lives and breaths the stuff, even if the math and theories are a bit over his head. He's a pioneer and risk taker; The kind of guy who'd sell you on the idea that if you hand him five bucks he'll turn that into a brick of gold that can shoot lasers that turn your hair into spaghetti... He's like a used car salesman that truly believes he's selling you the very best because he's CAVE JOHNSON.

History: Not yet determined? Officially a couple with Caroline in 1971. Married in 1972. Died in 1981 from an inexplicable disease brought on by prolonged exposure to ground moonrock dust while creating conversion gel.

Strengths: Did we mention he's pretty Charismatic? He knows how to run a company, so long as there's money pouring in, but he certainly has a way with getting backers for his outrageous ideas. Otherwise he's human, damn good lookin' to a certain degree, impossibly confident to the point of being nigh belligerent about his opinions and ideas. When Cave is on your case... Hell hath no fury... like a fully loaded F.L.A.M. [Flaming Lemon Aerial Munitions]Thrower

Weaknesses:
Average Human without super powers, almost zero tolerance for weaklings and hesitation, slight irritation for homeless people, and a sub-average to poor poker face.

Notes:

This Cave Johnson is of a parallel dimension(which, funnily enough, is a theme that Valve has explored in the PC DLC Perpetual Testing Initiative. Haven't played it due to lack of a gaming P.C.). As far as I've managed to established he is ever the somewhat obnoxious and comically charismatic science pioneer. His work at aperture has branched to a number of different studies and testing facilities. He hasn't yet been exposed to "Moonrock poisoning" and will not for some time... Because he has enough funds to have the lab boys mess with it. They seem to know what they're doing.

I've been meaning to get this guy out in the world for some time.
A friend and I have been tossing around ideas and playing through a few scenarios, MOST of which have covered the more intimate side of Cave and his relationship and history with Caroline... but I wanted to get feel for what else I can do with this guy...

So here he is.

Cave Johnson.

Let's get started.